The Rye Guy
Posted by : Brennan de Langley /
The "Rye Guy" is a little like our intoxicated spirit animal. This, however, is not to confused with being a full-time degenerate. He is a culmination of the types of people you'll encounter during a social outing involving the consumption of adult beverages. He is the hero surrounded by a flock of hunnies double fisting bottles, the guy questionably rocking a fedora or even the champion crushing waters. Regardless of the kind of person you are at the pub, our definition of being Rye Guy includes arranging a safe ride home, respecting your peers, and knowing your limits.
A few facts to help you sleep at night. Become a Rye Guy today:
- Wrist & Rye is the best thing to hug your Wrists since, well, ever
- Rye Guy stole your girl
- Rye Guy gave his father "the talk"
- You have Wrist & Rye to thank for your last sexual encounter
- Rye Guy's chest hair is so thick, it acts as his own personal flotation device
P.S. When it comes to our accessories, we're not clowning around.